Noteable Quotes

Okay, I know it's nearly a week late, but these are my favorite quotes from my family on Christmas day.


"Where's the punch?"-Uncle Nick


"Fatboy's HUNGRY this year!!!" -My cousin Ronnie (who's not fat)


"This doesn't taste like punch" -Uncle Nick
"That's because it's Diet Coke" -Aunt Alice
"Oh. I can have that any time of year! Want PUNCH!"-Uncle Nick


"Where are you going?"-My mom
"To get something to drink"-Me
"There's burbon under the sink in the kitchen."-Cousin Ronnie
"Just was I was after."-Me
"........................." (Blank stares from my family.

(I was really getting water. Wish it were burbon!)




And my absolute favorite:

*Set scene* We're all opening presents, it's around 6 pm, 20people or so in the room. My Uncle Nick stops in the middle of ripping open a present and looks out at us, yelling:

"PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!!!!!!"


Needless to say, he got his punch. It only took him 8 hours too.