The Breakdown

Heels: Broken in
Ice: Only 'almost fell' once
File System: Began
Number of times I cringed at finding a questionable item left by the former me: 3
Coffee: Fetched twice
Time it took the 3 associates to shorten my name: Before I made it in.
Number of new nicknames I now possess: 3
Number of new nicknames I can stand: Less than one

Punching yourself in the face in front of the most important person you'll be seeing there: Hilarious.

All in all, not horrible.