Couple Things
4.04.2006
Today was a little weird. I'm not going to go into every little detail, but I'd like to point out a couple of things for future reference.
1) If you don't know me very well and I work for your son, do not turn to me and say "You're going to make some cute kids" , I will, in turn stare at you as if you just ate a bug. And, upon seeing my expression you say "someday!" the look will not change. Not one little bit. (btw, she wasn't pairing me with her son. I think.)
2) If you are a cat, and I turn around to ask my dinner guest (TLB) what they'd like to eat, and our eyes meet, and I scream and drop a knife on my foot, do not be the one who looks surpised. What the heck are you doing in my house anyway!? Major points for actually coming with me down the stairs to get out though. Good kitty.
3) If you are said dinner guest do not turn to me in the midst of my cat-induced panic attack and say "When did you get a cat?" because I think the scream and the fact that my heart could have been heard in Cuba was a clue that I hadn't in fact, acquired a cat.
4) If you are my hair and even after getting 3 inches lopped off and some new fancy-pants layers stuck in, you STILL won't do that flippy thing I want you to do, I'm going to be very disappointed to you. I thought I raised you better than that!
1) If you don't know me very well and I work for your son, do not turn to me and say "You're going to make some cute kids" , I will, in turn stare at you as if you just ate a bug. And, upon seeing my expression you say "someday!" the look will not change. Not one little bit. (btw, she wasn't pairing me with her son. I think.)
2) If you are a cat, and I turn around to ask my dinner guest (TLB) what they'd like to eat, and our eyes meet, and I scream and drop a knife on my foot, do not be the one who looks surpised. What the heck are you doing in my house anyway!? Major points for actually coming with me down the stairs to get out though. Good kitty.
3) If you are said dinner guest do not turn to me in the midst of my cat-induced panic attack and say "When did you get a cat?" because I think the scream and the fact that my heart could have been heard in Cuba was a clue that I hadn't in fact, acquired a cat.
4) If you are my hair and even after getting 3 inches lopped off and some new fancy-pants layers stuck in, you STILL won't do that flippy thing I want you to do, I'm going to be very disappointed to you. I thought I raised you better than that!
Amelia at 11:12 PM
2 Comments:
#1 - poor girl.
#2 - hehe :)
#3 - even more hehe
#4 - I've been there sister, I've been there.
Are going to be making these kids out of modeling clay? ;) That would make you quite the artist!
You got a cat?
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