Sticky Sweet

Things I Have Yet To Figure Out

Things I Have Yet To Figure Out:


Why I always lose my ice scraper

Why "2 for $2.00" is better than "$1.00 each"

Why I haven't won the lottery

Why Emergency broadcast tests happen at the really good parts of shows

Why I can't draw/cut straight lines

Ice Skates

How to drive a stick

Why things always happen to me on Thursday

Why David Bowie was afraid of Americans (is he still?)

Why the pizza place always asks if you have a coupon, then forgets to take it when you really do.

Furniture you can't sit in

Soap you aren't "supposed" to use
Why my picture host never wants to work when I do

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