Things I Have Yet To Figure Out
1.21.2005
Things I Have Yet To Figure Out:
Why I always lose my ice scraper
Why "2 for $2.00" is better than "$1.00 each"
Why I haven't won the lottery
Why Emergency broadcast tests happen at the really good parts of shows
Why I can't draw/cut straight lines
Ice Skates
How to drive a stick
Why things always happen to me on Thursday
Why David Bowie was afraid of Americans (is he still?)
Why the pizza place always asks if you have a coupon, then forgets to take it when you really do.
Furniture you can't sit in
Soap you aren't "supposed" to use
Why my picture host never wants to work when I do
Why I always lose my ice scraper
Why "2 for $2.00" is better than "$1.00 each"
Why I haven't won the lottery
Why Emergency broadcast tests happen at the really good parts of shows
Why I can't draw/cut straight lines
Ice Skates
How to drive a stick
Why things always happen to me on Thursday
Why David Bowie was afraid of Americans (is he still?)
Why the pizza place always asks if you have a coupon, then forgets to take it when you really do.
Furniture you can't sit in
Soap you aren't "supposed" to use
Why my picture host never wants to work when I do
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