How Did This Happen?

     A woman just came into my place of work and offered to pay me big bucks to decorate her house.



*blinks* HUH?


     She told me I'd 'done some work' for her a few monthes back  and I was extremely confused (what work?!) until I realized she meant through my real work. After racking my brain, I vaguely recalled putting some gift baskets together for her right before Christmas. I do actually do very unique baskets, but haven't a clue what I did for her that was so spectacular.  She also  tells me I picked a picture out for her over the phone as well and it "fit perfectly with her decor". Whatever lady. I have no idea what she's referring to.

     I turned her down, telling her I haven't the time (nor the patientence) to do this for her. She slipped me her card, asking me to call if I reconsider.
    
     Where do these people come from? And, why are they always crossing paths with me?

     Hopefully, I didn't just turn down the CEO of JC Penney's. I probably just blew my chance to have my own line of bed and bath coordinates right next to the Ty Pennington Style display. Oh well.