Serenity Now

So far this morning....

-I broke the heel on my gorgeous purple boots
-Fell out bed (and it's high)
-Lost two Christmas gifts

And the kicker....
-Turned down breakfast due to a little naseua, at which point, the mother figure stops short and exclaims: "You aren't pregnant are you?!" to which I said "Do I LOOK pregnant?" Her response? "Well you have put on a couple pounds." Thanks a lot mom, but those extra five (okay, ten) pounds are the result of unemployment and ice cream. Ugh.

So in honor of my classy morning, here's wishing you all a Happy Festivus!

I was sort of dreading the airing of greivances, but I think now I'll enjoy the 'Feats of Strength'.

But seriously, I'll get the boot repaired, my elbow hardly hurts anymore, I'll find the gifts, and I'll be working so hard come tax season (January 1) that those last ten will be but a distant memory. And the whole time, I'll still be over the moon.