I Hope Destiny Takes Me to the Movies

The last line of my horoscope today was:

There's a date with destiny on your horizon and with each passing day you grow closer to a fulfilment of a promise made long ago

Sheesh. I hope that doesn't mean I'm going to get into one of those ninja dance-fights on the way home tonight. I've got to get up at 5am...I don't have time for this!

Besides, I've forgotten whose death I'm supposed to be avenging anyway. I need to check my book.