Whodathunkit?

I tried to refrain from this, but I can deny it no longer! I have to get something off my chest. At work today, I saw a woman whom I've known my whole life. Who birthed probably the most annoying child on the face of the planet. Seriously, I could make you scream with my tales of terror. Who was a pal to my aunt AND my mom.

Who.
Is.
Now.
A.
Lesbain.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But it was definitely a surprise. And where, might you ask, did I see her and whom she referred to as her partner?

At work! Mine!