Pat Sajak was the only name that came to mind
8.14.2006
On Notice.
Amelia at 12:49 AM
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14 Comments:
I remember reading MAD magazine when I was in 3rd grade, and they called him 'Pat Somejerk'. To this day, that's how I address him...although for some reason, I bet he'd be awesome to drink with.
Ha Pat Somejerk. That's a good one. He kind of smiles like that kid on the cover of MAD too.
Who knows? I bet he's a real wild man.
I don't watch Wheel of Fortune. Vana White scares me.
Her teeth are incredibly white... they could blind you. Probably best to stay away.
She has a head? Wow!! I did not realize that.
Dirty.
Seriously, she must have no ambition in life. I remember when I as but a weee lil baby and my grandfather was watching wheel of fortune..she was still there, still turning those squares... you'd think by now she'd have someone turn those squares for her. (or get a thigh master or ass master or something so her ass looks better in those dreses when she turns away from the camera to flip a square)
She doesn't even flip the squares anymore. She just touches them and they change electronically. And give her a break. If you had popped out as many kids as she has, Brandon, I bet your ass wouldn't look that good! Besides, that show has probably made her filthy rich.
All she has to do is touch the squares now? How lazy can you get. Geeze, what is this world coming to?
Yeah, they light up and she touches a corner and the word pops up. That's stick-out-pinky fancy.
So, you're saying, that they don't turn anymore? They just light up, she touches them and then poof, the leter is visible?
Wow.
I say again. Wow.
Her job is meaningless. She doesn't even have to be there. She doesn't turn them. Just touches. I'm sure they can also be rigged to work touchless. Her salary is all for fluff.
Suddely I envy her.
Damn you Vana White!!!!!!!
Remember that comedian Nick Swardson? He does a bit about it.
Really? Shit! Back to the drawing board!
lol you don't remember?
"I turn letters...But ONLY when they glow!"
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