Misleading Sun

The sun is misleading today. From inside it beckons you "Come bask in me, it's a warm day out. Come now! Without a coat!!" then when you run to soak up some of it's warm love, after your door slams behind you (it's locked and you forgot your keys btw) the sun casts a shadow 'pon your house and chuckles saying "Dummy! Didn't you call the weather line? It's only 24 out here! Only a nut would leave without a coat!"


Then you have to huddle by the generator behind your house in order to stay warm until someone comes home to let you in. *




*none of this actually happend*