I think I just heard my closet heave a sigh of relief.

Dear Goodwill Shopper, In your hand you're probably holding my purple strappy sandals as we speak. Maybe you are holding those cute suede pink and purple polka dot slides I never got around to wearing, or even those gold platform heels I bought to go with my prom dress senior year, and lost as fast as I found them. Maybe you are holding one of the other 30 or so pairs of sandals I dropped off this morning at Goodwill's backdoor. No matter what you pick today, I support your choice, but I do have one request: Please be good to them. I spent many a teenaged night looking for those babies.