Ten Wishes

Googling random phrases has become a favorite pastime of mine while pretending to do stuff during the day and today's find was most entertaining. While I won't bore you with all my findings I give to you the top ten:

I Wish...

10) I wish I was unpopular

9) I wish I were a man

8) I wish I could quit you, Ma Bell

7) I wish I could fight like Roberto Duran

6) I wish I were a Rhino

5) I wish I could hold your hand

4) I wish my cats were dead

3) I wish I could shimmy like my sister Kate

2) I wish my beer was as cold as your heart

1) I wish I could gorge on porn

Heheheh.