I Miss The Fireworks
7.01.2006
(pre-note)
The First of July...woah. Someone put the breaks on this year.
(And now a more light-hearted post, better make it last!)
Hmm....Fridays are chock-full of actiony goodness lately.
Top 3 Things That Happened This APF:
3) Out of my three favorite radio stations today, one was all Pink Floyd, one was all AC/DC and one was all Elton John. But the last played my two most hated Elton songs.
2) My phone freaked out mid-conversation with TLB and picked up someone else's call. The someone else in question is that kid who got the drum set for Christmas (He's doing very well, btw) and he was TOTALLY getting dissed by some little girl. The exchange:
1) My boss (the hillbilly) totally showed me his ass today. I was doing some paperwork and he was all "here's my ass!" about the whole thing. He did it to prove to another person and myself that he was wearing a thong-like pair of underpants. I would like to point out that I was merely a pawn in their sick exchange. However everytime the other person passed me she had to "ribbit" and his erm..unmentionables had frogs on them. Great now I need ANOTHER shower.
The First of July...woah. Someone put the breaks on this year.
(And now a more light-hearted post, better make it last!)
Hmm....Fridays are chock-full of actiony goodness lately.
Top 3 Things That Happened This APF:
3) Out of my three favorite radio stations today, one was all Pink Floyd, one was all AC/DC and one was all Elton John. But the last played my two most hated Elton songs.
2) My phone freaked out mid-conversation with TLB and picked up someone else's call. The someone else in question is that kid who got the drum set for Christmas (He's doing very well, btw) and he was TOTALLY getting dissed by some little girl. The exchange:
Him: "...So yeah, hey aren't you Emily C----'s friend?"
Her: "Um, I have to go!"
Poor kid. But that does explain why my phone keeps hanging up on people. Sorry if you're in that bunch.
And the Number One Reason, (or why I'll scream in my sleep for years to come!):
1) My boss (the hillbilly) totally showed me his ass today. I was doing some paperwork and he was all "here's my ass!" about the whole thing. He did it to prove to another person and myself that he was wearing a thong-like pair of underpants. I would like to point out that I was merely a pawn in their sick exchange. However everytime the other person passed me she had to "ribbit" and his erm..unmentionables had frogs on them. Great now I need ANOTHER shower.
Amelia at 1:02 AM
2 Comments:
From no on, carry a rubber band with you so you can pop him in the crack next time he shows you his ass.
Don't worry about getting fired. I don't think you'll have to worry about him complaining about getting a rubber stuck in his ass. He was sexually harrasing you, technically.
Ew...I did think about my camera. But then I realized I'd have that picture and that would be gross. I'm just hoping to avoid all ass-related discussion at all costs.
Erm...at work anyway.
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