Spam! Vol. 7

The spammers are getting more creative with their emails of late. Instead of just confusing me into opening such titles as "Vxoqlt!" or trying to tempt with titles like "Mr. Big" they're trying to make me desperately want to open them. How are they doing this? By not.finishing.their.stories.

The first is from Rosaline Q. Fontenote (cute name)

"The proper angle for setting up a ladder is to place its base one quarter of the working length of the ladder from the wall or o "

...other area? office? overpass? TELL ME! I might need to place a ladder properly someday.

And this one, from a mystery person simply named "XL"

"And though they never have sex together, there is an intimacy between the two that goes beyond the sexual, and ventures into the "

past? bakery? Oh! I know....Twilight Zone. Perfect!