V-Day

Today while perusing Amazon for Valentines day gift ideas I came across their list of what NOT to buy your loved one this holiday, and I must say, it kind of killed the mood for me. Not only was I hoping to Give my honey a Gallon of Wolf Urine this year, I was also ready to pop on a pair of cleavage cupcakes tonight and read from "Fart Proudly...." in my best sexy voice.

Thanks a lot Amazon, another Holiday ruined!